Bad Smith Lyrics

The other day, I was walking to Dominicks for lunch, and the phrase "Nature abhors a vacuum" was bouncing around in my head. The more I thought about it, the more it sounded like the phrase belonged in a bad Smiths song, but I couldn't fully flesh out the idea without getting too ridiculous (along the lines of "I must be a vacuum, I must be a vacuum, because it's obvious you ABHOR me").

I still haven't solved this particularly useless gedankenexperiment, but I thought it might be a good contest to see who could come up with the worst Smiths-like lyrics. I'll put a poll up to see if there's any interest.