Sometimes I Make Myself Laugh

I was trying to get my dog, Morgan, to eat her dog food this morning, so I said, "Go on, eat your breakfast, Morgan, it's your favorite!"

Then, conscience got the best of me -- so I told her, "Well, maybe not your favorite, but it's the usual."

And, yes, I was having a conversation with my dog this morning. She hasn't yet responded (or eaten her breakfast).