Back from Vacaville

I got back from vacation yesterday, and I spent most of the day sleeping. I'm still not at peace with the daily grind again, but I'll try to get up to speed by this weekend -- when I'll post a full vacation recap, with hopes of answering the following questions:

How much fry daddy is too much fry daddy?

How do you pronounce Willamette?

Which Washington and California gas stations will take a coupon for a free pack of Pall Malls? (Hint: not many.)

What's Emi's crowning glory?

And why did I go to a great Japanese restaraunt and not eat a bite of sushi?