An Anti-Foodie Story

Last night, I felt like I needed some quick protein and fat, so I went to my favorite local Chinese place. It's run by a husband and wife, and, on their menu, they say they are "Healthy, Quick, Upbeat."

When I walked in to pick up my food, the wife looked at me and recognized me from previous visits. She said, "Do you like spicy foods?" Thinking she was going to offer me some extra hot sauce, I said, "Yes, sure!"

She then chuckled and said, "Well, then next time you should order the Szechuan beef. Orange peel beef is not spicy!"